January 2011
snowday drink-a-ton. wednesday. it needs to...
my roommates are in the bathroom...
a leaf blower is not acceptable alternative to...
im going to die.
there is a blizzard going on outside right now
and i still have class.
But it’s cool Alvernia University.
i dont mind dying.
Anonymous asked: how old is the boy that said that stuff? is english his second language? and please tell me you are staying away!
my little brother is leaving tonight and tomorrow...
I am so proud of him. I am glad that he is getting out of our little dead end town and away from all his friends who are content with working dead end jobs, playing video games, and smoking weed for the rest of their lives. I know this is a good thing.
At the same time I am so sad and scared. My brother and I never really got a long for most of our lives but in the past year he has changed a lot...
"europeans are crazy! this shit is ridiculous....
-my roommate spasticaly reading her history book.
yesterday.
i drank for 12 hours straight. partied in a hotel room. wore a tiara all night. danced with amazing friends…and strangers. made new friends. got stuck in an elevator. danced with my 72 year old grandmother…until 1:30am became friends with the DJ who repeatedly told the whole bar it was my birthday. got more free drinks then i ever imagined. hid in a shower. and thats just what i...
best night of my life
Tomorrow.
I will be 21.
My sister has been planning my 21st Birthday party for over a year. I don’t think I have ever been this excited for anything in my life.
“Aint no one gonna break my stride, Aint no one gonna pull me down. Oh no, I got...”
– Matisyahu
first day of classes, take two.
pharmacology, cell biology, and calculus.
what the fuck is wrong with me.
i should have been a communications major.
“Hold your head high. Don’t ever let them define the light in your eyes....”
first day of class = snow day. win.
"it wasn't like a bear ate my titties"
i’ve missed the awkward conversations that occur in my dorm room.
i hate old people.
i probably shouldnt work at a retirement home…
back at school. bring it on second semester.
my car is a death trap of shittiness.
it is a goner.
this would happen to me right before i go back to school.
&& right before my 21st birthday.
grrr.
Googling
Me: Hey, check out whenparentstext.com
Mom: funny they should also make a website for “when eight year olds use google”
Mom: some of Sammy’s latest googles include “are mermaids evil” and “how to make a real baby dinosaur”…
my friends like to send me randomly amazing texts
Amber: Don't be a jerk, wrap you captin kirk.
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I'm actually a really shy person.
Like when you first meet me. Our conversation is going to be awkward because i would have absolutely no idea what to talk about. It’s also worst when you’re cute. But if you wait a little i’ll get comfortable around you. Then i’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I talk a lot.
